I hate when a website says “Are You A Human”

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No I’m a vacuum.

 


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That stinging moment when you put on hand sanitizer but forgot you had a cut on your hand.

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jazilyndazzie: #lovequotes #thinking #missyou #love

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#lovequotes #thinking #missyou #love

“Let’s flip a coin: “Head” your mine, “Tail” I’m yours…”

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makemestfu: So relatable :)

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So relatable :)

When someone you don’t know says hi to you

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You’re like:

And when they leave, you’re like:

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I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.

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that awkward moment when you don’t know if a car is going to let you cross

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i’m usually like

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Reblog if you can speak more than 1 language.

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